Td @6:13PM ih sudden:ly realized summnk:
Noe organization on Earth yz performyng Freemasonry right.
. Our love seemed tu be azz serious azz cancer
but igh got less joy than igh got from the dancer
who buggered mee about
dydnt shew up when we wr goeing out.
. You choze tu hang out
with a civil-service punk
the weigh you wr tu mee
reeked wyrse than a skunk.
. Ime in a bad state,
ime feeling dismay,
ime sick tu death of bitches, and
igh wish igh wr gay.
.It could have been good, but it came out bad;
You left mee feeling angry & sad.
Igh had a real case of emotional itch;
Hey Juliana, you're a mother-fuccan bitch.
::: by Froggo Zijgeb 2016`4`27
On Friggog lasst week _2015`9`18_ igh got an urge tu find `Igh Dream of Jeannie` on YouTube. Igh found it m and watchd a load of it at the week-end. On Sunnog ,after watchyng #10, igh lookked it up on Wikipedia. `... of Jeannie` was fyrst broad:cast on 1965`9`18 - igh got the urge on the 50th anniversary!
Igh hate Winndows8 mare tHan igh hate all the previous versions of MS_Winndows.
■2010`8`08S___WAND 8AM. SM tu Jinnji @QP10 Ih woke up td wiqf dhee in mygh head. What's up wi dhee? Yz Rich:mond sunnyqx like North Kens`gn? Are the pijjons clamyryng for food? News?!! x x x
. 11:52 1 of Pig:Wit's catholic scum frennds hurled an egg at mee. Ih heard it in ïmpact wi the bench dhen the bulk of it was on mygh left truozer; quhite akhkh but at least the ïntended harm dydnt take place. D`was noe1 in the paper:fuck.
. Loe Sally & the prezznt bloke goeyng uot in hyz karr. Ih washed cloathes: the truozers ih wore on 06`6`2010 (it took `t locg!)_ the red deep-pile mat_ plus the zippobag. SM fm Jinnji _16:44:11 When will ih see dhee? <`@xt4 Rich:mond yz only a kupl of uors fm heer. Chooz a date. x x x  `>_16:51:49 Uors! <`@5p4 Uors! Yz `t code-langwagj for `later td`? Not real:y feasybl: ime busyh wi laund:rye. Or yz it a lamentation `t the jurnyh yz >10mnt? Chooz a date? x
. Ih washf the wintyr kote and a belt Stripy dumped r2^^ a:goe. Ih reckon the belt will doo well azz a tie; nu ih shuld term it a beltotie. The belt was seerias:ly frecjed in the middle, and when wash was dunn, it was broken in toow. Loe NF`Neck cymyng back fm a dacj uot; hee felt shattered.
■2010`8`09M NK r\up @11:43: shee aasked whedher ih got the messagj: cjeah dhen ih for:got tu rhicg up, probably bcoz of Pig:Wit; ih told the ïncïdent; NK sedd hee dyde it on purpose for sume reason; 4m33.
. Gauraqf came tu the dowr @MD; ih dydnt remembre `t .we wr dew tu meet up. Md wasnt dhere soe we met up sinj him. Bum`Face opened the secret chambr. Hee left the keecjs wiqf Gauraqf dhen decïded tu take dhem tu the paperagj. Ih sedd Bum`Face yz up tu hyz uzuhal degree of reason. Prezznt:ly hee brought the keecjs back bcoz heewz goeyng for lunch.
. HC r\up @3:25 `t we meet up 1m54. Ih got tu Big:Muck NHG in semi-decent time and heewz in the middst of a dose of coffee. Ih opined `t Big:Muck yz shit , and propozed `t we goe in-stead tu Apostrophe. Ih scuoted it for clozance-time. Loe Fun`Beam, perhaps haqfqfyng been in dhere; greetance and noe moar. And loe Nick O`Greek gg tu Big:Muck. Clozance 6PM, and prezznt:ly we goge dhere. @6 tu Sub:Wecj. We goge back tu Big:Muck soe `t HC kud access the www - hee h``tu look up the Uhecjled Prophets.. Loe Garrï BlaaBlaaBlaa. And we talked in:tu dacj-leuht.
■2010`8`10T 3:20. Ih ate crispogs and plugged in the Samsung jabber-port dhen goge tu AS. Stephen Black`Gear spoke of a bodhdher:sume lunï yclept Lorrcjane, sume of hyz talk suondhyng quhite lunï. A wasp stang him bcoz Lorrcjane the lunï agyted it. Dogs uzed tu bite him bcoz Lorrcjane the lunï agyted dhem. The Brix`n riot 1981 be bcoz Lorrcjane the lunï told dhem [the fylth?] `t heewz g`tu Brix`n when in realityh heewz getyng off at Stock Well. The descriptujon maketh moar sense `n the narration: shee sucketh up when shee wanteth sumog , and yz gruolyqx much of the time.
. Ih collected the jabber-port. SM fm Jinnji 09`8`2010_16:30:23 Soon, bro oqfer and =uherye busyh but let[']s meet soon. Xxx SM fm Stripy _00:32:11 Huow are thicgs at Confusion Sq? _00:33:40 Gyqf us a calwl if =dhye`e awake mc RF @6:51§. Real late ih under:stood the messagj fm Jinnji: [We shuld meet up] soon,=; [mygh] brudhr [yz] oqfer [heer] and=consequhent:ly [ime] =uherye busyh. The lattr part yz sfw.
■2010`8`11W 9:18. Loe Md walk yng a:locg the north calcey; not a good conjunction. Tu the frunt. Loe Md & Kris, and ih arrangjed the nuow well oqfer:dew trip tu the postostow. And we dyde the job r@11. Ih reported the theft of the table fm l`room.
. Tu Earl's Court. @4:54 loe a bloke on shides fitted wi wheels fm West:Bourne Gr in:tu KP Road. Uot:side the station loe Thaleia. We goge tu Dino's munch. LorrOrd shewed up in h`uor and we stecjed till close tu clozance.
. @5t11§ uot:side 96ECRoad SN10CCJ secjled paast mee. At Stan:leyh Concrete loe Garrï BlaaBlaaBlaa. We wr sleepyqx soe we parted companye fecjr:ly soon.
<>2012?1?07R xtMD. MD20 Fun`Beam plecjed wi her:self. Ih heard her walkyng bt @MD31m
. Ih charrjed batteryese - awal but the Samsung jabber-port. Ih ported shog fm BBD tu the Mac:Book.
. HC r\up @5:34 ?t we meet up 2m07. And soe in short ordyr iwz on the wecj tu Big:Muck NHG. Ih thynk ime in ?t dump too much. HC r?up @6:46§ for a progress report 20s.
. SM fm Stripy _9PM51:48 Hi Barney, remembre tu scrub =dhye bath =and goe tu the launderette! xx _4:51§ Ih don't under:stand? Meow? x x x >_4:55§ Bit stressed & ********** yrlyer? _4:59§ Stuff em. Dhey`l be free soon 2012?1?08S SM fm Stripy _5:32 Dha kud h`=gotten it for 10pk50 per =munnth. Ih tride despyght it fuckyng mygh head up. 15pk50 yz still a better deal A`k
. Ih uzed the entire dacj on scribal:rye. Ih dropped in on Stripy but ih h``tu shog off bcoz mygh cloathes wr too oqfer:dew for cleanance. Which of course duzznt feel good.
. SM fm +++++++ _23:44 Hi [name] Ih wuld like tu +++++ 6 +++ +++++ for the ++++ of ++++++. So ****TER. Thanks j***-m**** Sec.
<>2012?1?09M Tu l`room. Loe Cris*M wiqf new rubysh bins. Hee transferred sume rubysh fm an oqfer-flowyng bin tu a new bin. Md`McDd came a:loññg. Dhey took the other 5 bins tu the secret chambr. Dhen ih decided tu clean cloathes. Dhen Pig:Wit feched a load tu the wwyyY - fuck soe soon!
. Pig:Wit inuhited mee tu hyz abode and tu uze hyz computer. well ih kudnt uze the wwyyy for an uor or soe, soe ih took up the offer. And iwz on-line oqfer-niht. Duggy & ih dyde sume seerias madhel of ewgenics; dhen hee got tu sleep.
. Ih logged on:tu Face:Book. D`was a frennd requhest fm Hughes. Ih accepted it statim dhen posted a comment. Ih studyede Tewtonic tucgyths and Neo:pagan gruhps. And ih applyghed for associate m`shype of FyrnSidu.
<>2012?1?10T Pig:Wit hahd a uhisyt fm hyz SW; peace:ful. Short:ly after 4, hee goge uot for a dental appoint:ment. Dhen ih clozed web pagjes , and goy tu Wit:Fluff.
. Emny greeted mee dhen Raanah greeted mee. Ih made a fuss of Emny, in part for uhegetion of normalcy in Raanah, of which sheez great:ly in need. Nowel the shut~up~freak was in the mess , and headed tu Emny. Hee real:y duzz beleeqf `t hee oawneth Emny. And Emny goze a:loññg wiqf it, which meaneth `t seerias contact wiqf Emny yznt feasybl. Short:ly ih got on the web.
. The dowr of #38 was locked. Ih paced the garden for a while, un:sure what tu doo next. Dhen ih remembred `t Tewog yz cheapish dacj at Red Planet, soe ih goy tu Red Planet. Strecjcjt after dinner, ih goy tu bed azz iwz soe sleepyqx.
<>2012?1?11W 3:49. After such a time:ly end tu the preuhias dacj? Loe Keqfin, and ih told him bt the rubysh:ness of the time. Loe Md`M?Dd fechyng a bed uot of the smawal store in #38. It be for Pig:Wit. Ih accomed Md`M?Dd tu paper:fuck; coffee.
. Loe the dowr of #38 was wide open. Up the steps: Stripy was short:ly takyng prebend tu Croaw. Ih myled bt the frunt till Stripy feched the prebend thruh the dowr. Ih aasked bt her medication: still noe replygh. Stripy aasked mee tu walk her tu the end of the street; riht hoe.
. At the SW corner, Stripy propozed ?t we walk a:locg Chest&Bum Road; riht hoe. Uot:side #92 loe 4 sturdy wuden chacjrs. Croaw was in need of new chacjrs bcoz the rubysh fm Ikea was worn uot. Stripy took the prebend tu Croaw , and left mee azz gard for 5mnt. 18mnt later sheewz back. The chacjrs a heqfyh, and shee mused ?t we shuld get a kabbog soe ih up for a kabbog. D??z noe riht turn fm Chest&Bum Road soe we h??tu goe left riht and up S+Helen's Concrete. The kabbog waalaa charrjed us 10pkp.
. Stripy propozed beyng dhere 10mnt. We must h?been dhere oqfer 2uors. Stripy & ih walked hoam the kwyke wecj azz we wr tired, we walked on the decent side of the street. In her abode, we talked a fecjr bit. Shee aasked mee tu take the rubysh uot; riht hoe. Loe the fyrst lady:bug on the walwl behind the wicker shelfyth; hurra
a heez a:liqfe & well.
. Prezznt:ly ih sedd Riht, ih h?tu shog off. Stripy s??t sheewz g?tu miss mee. Ih sedd Duzz dhis mean ?t ih shuld fech pylows & blankets: only if ? tu. Ime easyh; wuld dhuow like tu haqfqf mee heer? Cjes; dhis was clear:ly what shee wanted tu secj in the fyrst place. Ih feched the pylows & blankets. Stripy was fasst a:sleep! Ih took the pylows & blankets a dhen came back tu Stripy's flat for tu comport the rubysh. When ih got dhere, iwz too sleepyqx tu doo enfnk soe ih lecj duon wiqf a bottle azz a pylow.
<>2010`8`12H 10:04. Charrjance & transcript alwl dacj. Keqfin came in breef:ly. Md came in less breef:ly. Tu George's. Munch. Ih hahd chips wiqf cheez: it was riht tastyqx; must doo it regular:ly.
<>2010`8`13F Bum`Face ruozed mee @8:51. Prezznt:ly Md came tu the huose `t we goe tu PMD tgedhr. Charles the lawcjr's pure bald - ih look fax:ful bie comparissn.
. Charrjance. @MD39 S1 at the dowr, soe ih opened it: Pig:Wit; owe shit it's him. He was in l`room thrice moar eeqfn tu fech another load_ tu drycj boath loads_ and tu collect boath loads (which hee dyde in 1 goe).
. Ih telephoned Ruth Boge @5t8§ AS 20s. Ih telephoned Saw:brydg @5p8§ NR. Ruth Boge r\up @xp9§: her dogs 2 fm when sheewz m`d tu an oaf, Penï, Marsy;; in ?March a prospect rhang the bell at 5t5§ and sedd Doo yw haqfqf a uhacancy for tn?; Ruth Boge wasnt clear whedher the prospect meant what was left of `t niht or the next niht soe shee goge tu the frunt , and got dhere in time tu see the prospect getyng in:tu her karr tu leaqf the place; 52m33.
<>2010`8`14R Ih woke up feelyng crud; xt2. Aspirin; charrjance, and ih stecjed in l`room. NF`Neck feched cloathes tu the washo. SM tu Stripy @2PM Cjestr:dacj ih met a lawcjr bt DLA. Thanks Stripy, it wuldnt h`happened sinj dhye help. Miaow x_x_x
. Stripy r\up @9:12§: sheez real pleased at the mg; 20m04. @10PM Croaw came duon the steps tu l`room eeqfn bearyng Stripy's cloathes for wash. SM fm Stripy _23:43:06 BBD_:22:43:13 Dear B* pls don't wacjt up =for mee , [? ; or new sentence] i`l be dhere bt 1PM & [= , and] =dhuow sleep Bunnykinnz x Fun`Beam came hoam jusst after ih got back fm George's Munch.
<>2010`7`02F 11. Loe Md breef. Ih was too floppose tu goe uot. Pig:Wit came tu the winndow @r3, dhen ih goy tu hyz abode. In an uor or soe ih was flop-free, soe ih got redy and goy tu HeahtSploj. Elacjne, KAAML, Claude; Boosh; James Matter:nic. Sabhbha told Kaaml & Elacjne bt Caroline the Stranj: wunce when Sabhbha while in c"n wi Caroline bie I`M, made 3 mis:takes; Caroline annuonced `t the c"n was oqfer; grumpation. We left after 11.
. D`was recjn when ih reached Padd`gn. Ih reached the platform @11:57§. Iwz in luck: the trecjn was delacjed , and was expected in q\uor. Stripy r`up @MN???: the kitten meweth a great deal; Croaw was watchyng a flick soe like shut up; meet in the huose in 10mnt;
. A fox emitted an awFul noizz in the garden soe ih goy dhere for tu chase the bugger a:wecj. Dhen ih goy tu the frunt, and loe Stripy was openyng the l`room dowr; ace bluddyqx timance `t fox. We fed Sparks & Frecjdï. A new black cat came a:loang soe we fed him too. Stripy cleaned her hats dhen ,at mygh recommendation, dyde dhem up in a sack. And dhen she took her wash:ment hoam. She r\up @MN12 12m47.
<>2010`7`03R 11. And p\well statim, ih got redy , and goy tu HxH. zDuffy was the T```; *** hahd noe idea whedher the Loj hahd a suppliqxe of the rtl. Soe ih got on wi prinntyng it. The LexMark mysheen broke duon. Dhen it churned uot 6 extra copyxz of p1 and a copye of 1 & 2. Prezznt:ly it churned uot an extra copye of p19 dhen jammed it:self dhere:wi. Ih got the rtl redy in time for F```B```. zSRo yz the i```g```. She took the fresh:ly-made copyxz of the rtl tu the Neophytes. Later ih met the neophytes: zNusha [unCn] and her mudhyr! zNusha h``been attendyng F```B``` for 5^^! Choozyng tu be ;i```d at the same time azz a parent?; ih don't get it. zSRo expressed a wyshe tu conuhecj mee, clear:ly wi Hammer:Smith qxgen in mind. Ih s\\t ih was thynkyng of getyng supplie in WacjtRoze, soe she conuhecjed me tu WacjtRoze. Ih got hoam ymb 10 , and flopped in:tu bed.